One who takes advantage of circumstances or a situation in order to further his/her chances at having sex. Seen most often in cases where the potential sex partner is especially vulnerable.
Did you see where Tyler went?" "Yeah, man, he went off with that chick who just got dumped by her boyfriend of 5 years. He's such a sexportunist!
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I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!
by JGay December 6, 2010
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An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.
Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.
by flobblers November 17, 2009
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