Sexportunist

One who takes advantage of circumstances or a situation in order to further his/her chances at having sex. Seen most often in cases where the potential sex partner is especially vulnerable.

Did you see where Tyler went?" "Yeah, man, he went off with that chick who just got dumped by her boyfriend of 5 years. He's such a sexportunist!

Sexportunist by zoot3000 July 14, 2011

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sexortunity

Having the opportunity to have sex

I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!

sexortunity by JGay December 6, 2010

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Sexportunist • sexportunity • sexortunity • Shoportunist

sexportunity

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.

Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.

sexportunity by flobblers November 17, 2009

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Shoportunist

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

Shoportunist by DracsGirl April 10, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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