Sexportunist

One who takes advantage of circumstances or a situation in order to further his/her chances at having sex. Seen most often in cases where the potential sex partner is especially vulnerable.

Did you see where Tyler went?" "Yeah, man, he went off with that chick who just got dumped by her boyfriend of 5 years. He's such a sexportunist!

Sexportunist by zoot3000 July 14, 2011

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sexortunity

Having the opportunity to have sex

I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!

sexortunity by JGay December 6, 2010

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Sexportunist • sexportunity • sexortunity • Shoportunist

sexportunity

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.

Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.

sexportunity by flobblers November 17, 2009

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Shoportunist

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

Shoportunist by DracsGirl April 10, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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