shotportunity

A spontaneous moment a gun-user takes advantage of to satisfy their desire to unload a firearm at another human being.

This was a shotportunity.

shotportunity by AO1989 June 14, 2020

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stopportunity

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.

"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.

stopportunity by Visiblemode July 31, 2013

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Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

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Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

Shitportunity by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010