16 definitions by Dr Lina P

The weird, unexplained discontinuation of an IM conversation. In many cases, the person who, for whatever reason stopped talking to you, is still signed on. Often occurs in intense parts of conversations.
Over Instant messaging:
Jill: I just got back from dinner with my boyfriend.
Heather: Did he propose?
--------------10 min later-----------------------------------------
Heather: Don't pull an IMunot with me! I see that you're still online!
by Dr Lina P August 15, 2009
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Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009
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1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.

2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.
1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!
by Dr Lina P July 15, 2009
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1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009
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A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.
Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!
by Dr Lina P September 14, 2009
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A person hired to live in your home in your absence to watch your dog and keep him company; a dog nanny. Dog+Nanny= Danny
Joseph felt really bad leaving Spot at the kennel, so he hired a danny.
by Dr Lina P July 9, 2009
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Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!
by Dr Lina P July 18, 2009
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