MaineChallengedOne's definitions

ruinivation

To ruin while supposedly renovating an old item such as an antique or an old house.

The ruinivation of the 1940s pristine bathroom was complete when Sam bought a new sink and plywood vanity at the local builder's supply store. He replaced the original, heavy, but authentic, porcelain pedestal sink, thereby ruinivating the bathroom.

by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008

shopportunity

A golden opportunity for shopping. When the opportunity for shopping arises at the same time as you find a parking space in front of the store and you have plenty of cash.

Marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking space, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. She knew that her shopping was meant to be!

by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008