Shoeser

Someone who wears shoes.

Beggars can't be shoesers.

by Riggidy Dee August 11, 2025

Shoestreak

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.

Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.

by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008

Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.

God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.

by A Tom15 November 4, 2008

shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.

Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.

by authorph September 17, 2018

shoesex

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoeber

When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.

After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2017