Shoeser
Shoeser by Riggidy Dee August 11, 2025
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Shoestreak
A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.
Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?
Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.
Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.
Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
Shoestreak by Gmail548 April 20, 2010
Related Words
Shoeser • Shoeber • shoeberry • Shoemerang • shoeneral • shoeses • Shoeset • Shoesexual • Shoestreak • Shoestring special
christ on a shoestring
An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.
"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."
christ on a shoestring by CathyM June 23, 2008
Kentucky Shoestring
Imagine a dick eating another dick
In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
Kentucky Shoestring by A Tom15 November 4, 2008
shoevering
The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.
shoevering by authorph September 17, 2018
shoesex
Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.
shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007
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