shoeses 

The plural form of shoes, after that extra glass of wine on New Year's Eve.

Her shoeses be traugly.

shoeses by groovyoyster January 6, 2005

shoelessed 

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.

These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job

shoelessed by exzimbo February 7, 2009

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson 

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009

Shoessin 

Someone who attempts to assassinate someone with a shoe.

The shoe whizzed past George Bush's head as the Iraqi shoessin threw it at him.

Shoessin by Some dude that wrote something December 20, 2008

shoeless joe 

to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!

Shoeless Joe is off the heezy fo sheezy

shoeless joe by Teddy Douglas January 21, 2004

shoesex 

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoeless motherfucker 

A broke ass hater who hates on anyone who better then him or her

Shoeless motherfucker: what’s up pig as bitch
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!

Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!

Shoeless motherfucker by Gooseyswag December 18, 2018