2 definitions by MR BOYER

When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.
After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.
by MR BOYER March 13, 2017
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A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.
I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.
by MR BOYER October 30, 2008
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