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Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo
Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.
A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?
Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018
The perfect shober does not exi-
Shober by doglitter October 29, 2018
A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.
Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!
Shoober by LetosMadre December 31, 2017

Sheberbens

Asymmetrical boobs, where one is noticeably larger than the other. In some rare cases the nipples are also oddly coloured, the most common instance of this is brown on the larger one and pale on the smaller one. This strange and terrifying phenomenon perplexes and horrifies both scientists and formerly horny men to this day.
Kyle: God damn, that chick looks hot!
Tim:I wouldn't go for her man, she has sheberbens. Take my word for it.
Sheberbens by someidiotinabox August 5, 2011

shoeburyness 

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.
"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."
shoeburyness by Thornful January 30, 2008