Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.
"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointyshoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"
A combination of the Shoey and Vortex chug. Takes a lot of skill and bravery to take on a Shoetex. The Shoetex is a fairly new adaptation of chug. The shoey is a chug from a shoe or boot and the vortex is a chug where the person drinking the beverage maintains a whirlpool within the bottle helping the beverage leave the bottle at a quicker speed. The shoetex combines these chugging methods for the ultimate chug.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.