shoesex
Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.
shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007
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shoe sex
Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.
"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"
shoe sex by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006
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Shoesexual
Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018
shopsexual
Mark - “God I just wanna fuck a Shop-rite rn.”
Lilith - “Dude what the fuck?”
Mark - “What? I’m shopsexual.”
Lilith - “Ohhhhhh.”
Lilith - “Dude what the fuck?”
Mark - “What? I’m shopsexual.”
Lilith - “Ohhhhhh.”
shopsexual by Kaymart June 25, 2021
Shoetex
A combination of the Shoey and Vortex chug. Takes a lot of skill and bravery to take on a Shoetex. The Shoetex is a fairly new adaptation of chug. The shoey is a chug from a shoe or boot and the vortex is a chug where the person drinking the beverage maintains a whirlpool within the bottle helping the beverage leave the bottle at a quicker speed. The shoetex combines these chugging methods for the ultimate chug.
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