Shoeset

A designated area, closet, or collection specifically for organizing and storing shoes.

Her shoeset is so vast that once you enter, you might never come out... at least not without trying on every pair.

by cyanidera June 21, 2024

Shoestreak

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.

Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.

by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008

Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.

God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.

by A Tom15 November 4, 2008

shoesex

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoesexual

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.

Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute

by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018

shoeses

The plural form of shoes, after that extra glass of wine on New Year's Eve.

Her shoeses be traugly.

by groovyoyster January 6, 2005