shoeberry 

a rock or lint that is sitting in someones shoe.

ow,somthing is poking my foot it must be a shoeberry.

shoeberry by lauren russo October 8, 2003

Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo

Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

Shoeburyness High School by Mr.GowerXoxo March 9, 2019

Sideberry 

A sideberry is an extra Blackberry that one carries with oneself for work or BBM purposes. It is not as cool as other phones such as iPhone or Nexus S but is still needed for its unique functions.

Yo Simz, I just BBM'd you on my Sideberry get back to me when you have a minute my borther.

You are not an original gangster unless you have a Sideberry

Sideberry by BBQ/Deeznuts December 10, 2010

shoeburyness 

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.

"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."

shoeburyness by Thornful January 30, 2008

schooberry 

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.

schooberry by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.

I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.

Showberryness by yonabout June 6, 2011

shnoseberry 

A corn infested shit nugget

"man you should of seen the massive shnoseberry I blew out my ass"

shnoseberry by MeganP May 20, 2008