Shmutzy

The residue left on your glasses after a man cums on a woman's face.

My Dunkin Doughnuts napkin in my center council is ineffective when trying to wipe the shmutzy off my sunglasses.

Shmutzy by Grab the Bull by its horns July 19, 2016

shmutz 

Unidentifiable globule of something or other

You've got some shmutz on your shirt

shmutz by chanklas June 30, 2004

shmutz 

A Yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese

I am your Momma, come over here so I can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face

shmutz by PozzyMoto October 15, 2006

mouth shmutz 

that disgusting white dried saliva that gets cought up on the side of your mouth

hey that dude got some fucking nasty ass mouth shmutz..i just lost my appetite

mouth shmutz by deftogods! September 6, 2009

shmutz 

Anything that is considered clutter/trash that is visually unappealing. Usually found in a classroom setting and are things like paper fuzzies or crumbs.

Hey Goobers! Before you go I want all of these shmutz picked up NOW! I swear, I will kill all of you dead, do it!

shmutz by The Buzzsaw May 9, 2012

shmutzen 

I small flake of food, or a ball of lint, or any other type of residue stuck to a part of the body unknowingly. Synonyms include: blecky, feetadee, or generally schmootz.

"Hey fucker, I told you 20 minutes ago, you got some shmutzen on your lip."

"Chill out swazel, get that blecky on the ground there"

"Hey Jeff, what's that feetadee on the floor? Its on my pants too."

shmutzen by BraveVT May 24, 2009

shmutz 

something gross on one of your belongings

"eeeewwww now I'm all covered in shmutz!!"

shmutz by leighton willow writes June 13, 2019