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schmutzel 

Verb: to mingle, hobknob, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
Noun: one who mingles, hobknobs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

Sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.
Robert knew that if he was going to get a documentary about his gay father green lighted, he'd have to really schmutzel the execs at HBO.
schmutzel by Lolita Hacksaw September 9, 2014
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shmutzen 

I small flake of food, or a ball of lint, or any other type of residue stuck to a part of the body unknowingly. Synonyms include: blecky, feetadee, or generally schmootz.
"Hey fucker, I told you 20 minutes ago, you got some shmutzen on your lip."

"Chill out swazel, get that blecky on the ground there"

"Hey Jeff, what's that feetadee on the floor? Its on my pants too."
shmutzen by BraveVT May 24, 2009

Schmutzelig

'Schmutzelig' is een vernederlandsing van het Duitse woord 'Schmutzig' wat 'vies' betekend.
In het Nederlands kan het goor, ongemakkelijk of opwindend.
De hoeveelheid stof die op de kast lag was echt schmutzelig.
Die situatie was gewoon echt schmutzelig.
Gozer die slebba heeft één schmutzelige akka.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026