Shmofl

A cute name typically used to describe a boyfriend by his girlfriend. Used specifically before murdering them with a knife that you keep hidden away under your pillow.

"Reece you're my shmofl", "Then you're my shmofl", "You are such a shmofl"

Shmofl by ReeceGibbo April 12, 2019

Shmole 

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

Shmole 

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

Shmole 

A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.

"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger

Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019

Shmoplife 

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop

Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.

Shmoplife by EBO September 29, 2014

shmoffe 

Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.

Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.

shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

Sumoflage

The use of colorful, or patterned clothing to take ones eyes off the fat of the human being.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah she was totally trying to get the Sumoflage look

Sumoflage by Itsmemememememememememem ememe July 15, 2018