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Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
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Schmoffed 

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!
Schmoffed by WordSith May 14, 2022
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Shmoofed 

Not having money at the moment
Bro I canparty I’m Shmoofed
Shmoofed by McNigger June 20, 2019

shmaffer 

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.
o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.
shmaffer by cahizzle September 15, 2004
A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.
Shmoff by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010

Shmoofed 

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.
Shmoofed by Leroylogs July 1, 2016
- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!
Smoffee by nullsub February 12, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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