Originates from the word shmeat.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
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One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.
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It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
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