Shmool

The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.

Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.

by TheDonger October 25, 2013

Shmool

A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.

Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.

Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.

by Quad Girl May 13, 2010

Shmool

A cross between a shitfaced, stupid person and a moron.

Corey, you shmool! You can't even say the word shmool correctly!

by MichelleLynn April 18, 2006

shmool

partying till the early hours the night before an exam or other important event.

exam tomorrow, thinking of chucking a shmool

by guur July 6, 2010

shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shmole

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019