Shmoofle 

gay retard

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle

Shmoofle by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

Shmoofle 

A dessert of the future that will cause many people to gain a crapload of weight.

That shmoofle was superb! I probably gained 1,000,000,000 pounds from eating it just now.

Shmoofle by Myrtle the Turtle December 3, 2006

shmookles 

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

shmookles by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

Shmoople 

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

Shmoople by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

Shmoogle by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Shmoofed 

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

Shmoofed by McNigger June 20, 2019