Shmoff

A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.

Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.

by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010

shmoff

a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult

1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff

by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 22, 2004

Shmoff

A person who loves drama or engaging in drama

Omg Megan keeps asking about drama She is a total shmoff

by Shmofferrrrr May 3, 2019

shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

by b-ret April 14, 2014

shmoof

something too cute to handle

ADORABLE

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy

by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

Smoff

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

by BigCol February 24, 2015

shmoofka

Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.

Girl: I just got a new puppy; do you want to see him?
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.

by 6.022 August 27, 2020