Top definition
A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Shmole mug for your cat Riley.
Aug 11 Word of the Day
You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
Get the mug
Get a WAP mug for your sister Zora.
2
An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of
Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways
by Kunt grunt February 06, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Shmole mug for your guy Trump.
3
A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.
"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger
by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Shmole neck gaiter and mug.
4
A shmole is someone who does something strange or walks odd. In general a shmole is anything that does something u wouldnt do..
Look at Tara, shes such a shmole!

Look at you shmoling along the road.

Omg you have such SHMOLE hair today!!

Girl- You look nice
Girl 2- Noo i feel like a shmole!
by moobhead November 04, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Shmole mug for your sister-in-law Jovana.
5
To shmole is to smoke marijuana in a 'softly' cheeky way, where the cheekiness is mitigated and therefore not fully severe.

For instance, one example of shmoling would be if a regular member of the smoking group is absent (making it possibly cheeky to smoke without him) but he conveys his benevolence towards the smoking via text or other electronic communication.

Another example would be smoking out of doors in a society where it is illegal, but in a spot that is far from where one is likely to be caught.

A final example would be waking up and smoking in bed - on your day off. Stealing your own bag for a cheeky one could also be considered an example of shmoling.
"Homes, we wish you were here yo. We're gonna tip out some of this chronic as a mark of respect."

"Don't tip it - shmole it."
by Nipper ;) December 24, 2013
Get the merch
Get the Shmole neck gaiter and mug.

Activity