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shmoffle 

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.
"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."
shmoffle by Debbi April 21, 2008
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Shmoffle 

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason
Jason is a shmoffle
Shmoffle by GDS klutch May 28, 2018
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shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).
Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.
shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014
Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

shmaffle 

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."
shmaffle by Keegz April 13, 2008

Shmoofle 

gay retard
hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle
Shmoofle by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

Shmoofled 

verb 1. To loose all sensory input, causing terror.
While playing a CSGO match, I was shmoofled, causing a swift death for me.
Shmoofled by WolfieKitten July 26, 2016
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endwarfins

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