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Shoplift the Pooty
When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.
Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.
Shoplift the Pooty by ratsbackside February 10, 2017
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shnoplifting
When you ask the cashier for the total before they ring up the last item, so they will forget to scan it. Only works if you are purchasing 4 or more items, the cashier is not putting the items into a bag one at a time as they scan them (or you are skipping bagging altogether), and the last item doesn't have a beeper. Even then, it doesn't always work, but when it does, it feels oh so sweet, especially if the item they forget to scan is the most expensive one. The term is a play on the word shoplifting, combined with the name of the inventor, who is occasionally known as Schnappoulop.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just went to a liquor store up in Canada where the cashier was really stupid. I asked her what the total was after she scanned the first three bottles, and she forgot to scan the fourth bottle.
Guy 2: So you got it for free?
Guy 1: Yeah, it' called shnoplifting!
Guy 2: Dude, I cannot believe you shnoplifted and sneaking alcohol across the border!
Guy 2: So you got it for free?
Guy 1: Yeah, it' called shnoplifting!
Guy 2: Dude, I cannot believe you shnoplifted and sneaking alcohol across the border!
shnoplifting by schnappoulop September 26, 2012
Shoplift 'N' Go
Shoplift 'N' Go by andy1 May 16, 2005
shoplifting
Shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.
shoplifting by lucky number 27 December 23, 2009
shoplifting
1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.
1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job
shoplifting by alf-ace February 22, 2008
SIMPLIFE
For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.