Shmatz

A really weakish, pussy looking, nerdy ass kid.

Even though he was a senior playing a varsity, his small stature and resemblance to Harry Potter made that kid look like a total Shmatz.

Shmatz by Stevie Abbs December 30, 2007

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Shmotz

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

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Feh! You go and see "Transformers," we'll shpatzir around the shopping mall--you want I should pick you up some socks?

shpatzir by yid2009 August 3, 2009

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the evil twin nemesis of Benjamin Nathan

Yo Shmathan, let's burn, make nachos, and play COD 4!

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Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

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A person or thing that is very dear to you, someone or something that has been in your life for quite a long time

Hey Shatzee you coming with us to dinner tonight?

shatzee by Shatzee girl November 8, 2011

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The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

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