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a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.
"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."
shmantz by BBGUNZ March 10, 2008
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a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.
"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."
shmantz by B.B.B February 24, 2008
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(Sh-tan-tz)
A friend group
A good shtantz is a group of awesome people
A shtantz is also people who have a similar personality
It can be used in both contexts
Shtantz: a group of friends

what a shtantz”
“Their such a shtantz”
“I love our shtantz”
Shtantz by Whatashtantz February 6, 2020
A member of the Elite Online group known as the Shmants.
Grant is a Shmant.
Shmant by MonkeyyFist June 20, 2011

Shmantilizing

To go over to a friend and just non-stop hitting and touching them for a prolonged period of time.
Dov was getting pissed off by Shmuel's non-stop shmantilizing every single day.
Shmantilizing by Zaphim12 June 3, 2014
A She, a Man, a Panzy.... The combination of all 3; Someone who is ultra soft; someone who is really pansie like in nature; someone that doesn't want to.
What u mean u can't do it without ur lucky charms? Come on man... don't be a SHMANZY

Hurry up and kill that bug man... why u such a SHMANZY?
Shmanzy by ZebMan December 29, 2009
"Dude you kicked me in the Shvantz!" Pranit said.
Shvantz by Dr. Shvantz December 22, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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