Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,
dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.
by dave4817 December 04, 2003
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A racial slur for black people. Mainly used in Baltimore, Maryland
"Look at all the shmatas here!"
"Its like we're in Nigera."
by your_real_real_real_name August 29, 2009
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A head bandana worn mainly by women pastry chefs in restaurant kitchens to differenciate themselves from the rest of the male kitchen population.
I just bought a new Shmata, it's white and has skulls all over it. Your shirt and shmata match today muffin.
by Skull Muffin January 11, 2007
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