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I just love to Shmate on Tuesdays.
Shmate by tiff7290 September 23, 2010
Words you can keep
Why didn't you invite me to the party, you're a shmate
Shmate by Biebeffect February 5, 2017
Related Words
another way of saying 'mate'

usually used by chav type people...or occasionally used to mock chavs when used ironicly.
oh, shmate, dat is a bangin tune man innit
shmate by cheesebirthday August 3, 2009
Funny Way
of saying shit
BullShit!!!
in this house we say bull-shmate
shmate by budd September 6, 2003
just another way of sayin mate
what's up shmate
shmate by dcfvghjkl; June 30, 2016

rape and shmate 

when you are teamed up and ready to beat the shit out of a vagina or person
"yo garrett collins lets rape and shmate" "alright samuel ryan the coolest kid in the world!"
rape and shmate by mcswaggy October 1, 2012
the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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