Shmotz

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Another term for (the action of) smoking

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

Words you can keep

Shmotz

Keyboardist for the band Mushroomhead.
He and the rest of the band own.

Shmotz can I lick you?

Shmotz by Strawberry Gashes March 27, 2004

Related Words

Shmotz • holy shmotz • shmutz • Shootz • shmooze • Shmozz • schmotz • Shlotzie • shmoitz • shmootz

holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

holy shmotz by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009

shmotting

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017

shootz

Hailing from the halls of Hawaii's colorful history, "shootz" stems from a dialect known as "pidgen," an English-ized mix of various languages. Used in place of "ok" or "cool."

Guy 1 : Lets go to da'kine
Guy 2 : Shootz bradda !

shootz by Ale January 31, 2005

Shmoozered

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmozz

Slang word for smoking cannabis

Wanna shmozz?
Did you already shmozz?
You look shmozzed up!
Wanna shmozz & a pancake?

Shmozz by Shmozz Box December 16, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026