Shlome

The act of taking a huge shit, right after you eat.

"Daniel I just took the fattest Shlome right after Chipotle...it burned a little bit"

by UNCLE SHLOME December 18, 2012

Vince Shlome

The act of beating and getting beaten by your hooker prostitute

My hooker and I had a minor discrepancy on her pricing and a Vince Shlome of a night it became.

by sirdouglas May 7, 2009

David Shomen

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

Shlime

Someone you know you mess with day and and day out. You’re ride or die

that one over there, they my shlime

by shlump April 14, 2019

Herlock Sholmes

THE Herlock Sholmes is the official translation name of Sherlock Holmes in Dai Gyakuten Saiban. The man himself is a great detective who prides himself on his great deductions. He meets a man by the name of Ryuunosuke Naruhodou, who would help solve a series of cases along with him. Herlock also takes care of a child by the name of Iris Watson, the daughter of John H. Watson.

Unenlightened fool: Omg is that Sherlock Holmes??
Me: No, moronic fool, this man goes by the name of Herlock Sholmes.
Herlock Sholmes: This is correct

by OkayEgg2 March 17, 2021

shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

shlmedium

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

by Burkblue April 6, 2015