shlomp

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004

Shlomp

buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

by Lavawarrior December 18, 2009

shlomp

the act of going to sleep in Minecraft

“are you shlomping?”

by papadabz January 4, 2021

Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018