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Shlomi by amyz_o February 21, 2021
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A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.
"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"

"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"

"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"




Shlomi by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009
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Shlomi Is israeli name for guys this name giving ppl be more friendships to anyone and become a kind men,shlomi based by shlomo the king from bible that born from david the king.
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Shlomi by Addicted1pc September 28, 2017
Shlomi is name based by the king shlomo of jerusalem from the jewish bible ,boys that born with this hebrew name got a luck about being friendship also they are very honest to ppl no matter if it hurts.
jewish mom: i have baby how we gonna call him?
jewish dad: we call him shlomi cause the king shlomo
Shlomi by Addicted1pc October 9, 2017
A shlomi means to fall asleep unintentionally, most of the times during an important meeting or hanging out with friends.
I am sorry that i missed your birthday party, i accidentally did a shlomi.
Shlomi by Shahaf Hazan February 20, 2014
My girlfriend has such Shlomi

You have so much Shlomi, Rebecca!

I wish I could have as much Shlomi as Jen…
Shlomi by SunofSunnyShine March 12, 2024

Vince Shlomi 

Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?

The wrong kid died!
Vince Shlomi by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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