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1. A Hebrew name meaning 'Solomon'
2. An awesome human beatboxer from Leeds
Ey Shlomo, pass me the matzos!
by skimper September 29, 2006
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Someone who is a Shlomo is a person that plays keyboard too much, gets all the ladies on his dick, and has an orange crotch
Jaquafius: man, is that guy a Shlomo?
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!

Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!

Shlomo: grrrrrrrr
by Jaquafius January 11, 2021
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1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).
"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"
by fartyman2 April 22, 2010
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a big meat gazer, fudge packer, goofy, jeff master, salad tossing, adolescent that is a direct descendent from a long line of africans from the jimbajimba tribe
stefan is such a shlomo, he likes guys!

Jeff: Is that kid black?

Susie Q: No he's just a shlomo.
by tyler gumpy July 30, 2006
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