ShityRail

Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"
"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"

by John_T June 25, 2005

Shitbrains

a person that has shit for brains, and/or asks idiotic questions

Shitbrains you fucking tit!

by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmim gay November 3, 2010

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

by Sigge December 22, 2008

shitdrilling

much like drilling for oil, when you shit, you usually hit gas before you get to what you want

since he had to go, jason decided to do some shitdrilling.

by Cupcake Sally April 28, 2010

Shity Rail

1. (noun) The colloquial name associated with NSW Transit Authority - Rail Corporation, formally know as City Rail.

2.(noun) An unreliable means of transportation. Travel is generally thought to be by rail but can be changed without notice. Travel can also be suspended without notice. Commuters are also subjected to the whims of the mood of the day of the current guard/announcer. Drivers stop at designated stations if they feel like it. Air conditioning? What air conditioning.

Announcer: We appear to be having technical difficulties. This service will be delayed. We appreciate you patience in this matter.
Commuter: Just another pleasant hold-up proudly brought to you by Shity Rail.

by Fauxmosexual February 11, 2009

shittyfail

The rail network of Sydney Australia that never runs to schedule also known as Cityrail.

Late for work, shittyfail

Got home two hours late, shittyfail

by ineedatoe December 12, 2013

Shitdriller

The male version of a "coalburner" or "mudshark", a white man who dates, has sexual relations with, or marries a black woman, and often adopts the behavior of young black males

What room does she have to talk about my brother being a Shitdriller? Her daughter is a Coalburner to every buck in the 'Hood!

by theshadow49 January 9, 2010