ShitRails 

The rails in the handicapped bathroom stall. These rails are extremely useful when taking a massive shit. They help with leverage.

Man I had to use them shitrails while taking a shit.

ShitRails by Acid Kool aid July 22, 2016

Shitbrains 

a person that has shit for brains, and/or asks idiotic questions

Shitbrains you fucking tit!

Shitbrains by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmim gay November 3, 2010

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

shitballs 

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright

As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".

shitballs by cliff December 6, 2002

ShityRail 

Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"
"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"

ShityRail by John_T June 25, 2005

Holy Shitballs 

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.

"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"

Holy Shitballs by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

Holy Shitballs 

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

Holy Shitballs by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022