Shitbail 

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.

When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.

Shitbail by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

shitballs 

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright

As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".

shitballs by cliff December 6, 2002

Shitbilly 

White Trash. Worse than a hillbilly. Performs manual labor for a living. Likes NASCAR. Drinks Keystone Ice. Smokes Marlboro Reds.

Zach: "Man did you see Jerry's cousin?"
Daniel: "Yeah that guys a fuckin Shitbilly!"

Shitbilly by Dmmaline December 16, 2008

Holy Shitballs 

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.

"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"

Holy Shitballs by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

Holy Shitballs 

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

Holy Shitballs by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022