shittyfail

The rail network of Sydney Australia that never runs to schedule also known as Cityrail.

Late for work, shittyfail

Got home two hours late, shittyfail

by ineedatoe December 12, 2013

ShityRail

Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"
"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"

by John_T June 25, 2005

shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

Shittyfaface2001

A space odyssey about rats with aids, that has yet to have been made.

"Shittyfaface2001 is the worst idea for a movie, ever!"

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

shittypalm

when you dont have toilt paper in the bathroom and have to wipe with your hand

i was over at a friends house and had to shittypalm

by dabombshizzle August 9, 2010

Shittyville

A town or place where there isn't much happening, no hope for creating a good life for yourself there, no future employment or education opportunity, nothing going on.

I used to live in Shittyville until I moved to a better town and got a job.

by Shittyville January 13, 2011

shittyballs

balls that are shitty

henry:man i have some shittyballs
duey:well yeah dude, you did just shart your pants

by shittyballsarecool July 14, 2010