shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

ShitNail

After fingering your partners butthole, you now have shit under your finernails.

Hey get your shitnail away from me you butthole fingerer.

ShitNail by Danielle Shaw February 25, 2008

shitmail 

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

shitmail by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005

Shitbail 

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.

When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.

Shitbail by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008

ShitRails 

The rails in the handicapped bathroom stall. These rails are extremely useful when taking a massive shit. They help with leverage.

Man I had to use them shitrails while taking a shit.

ShitRails by Acid Kool aid July 22, 2016

alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail

Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!

alabama shitsnail by bonbon722 May 8, 2018

shitrailed

to be drunk, high on cocaine, or both at once.

Wow, I'm totally shitrailed dude!

shitrailed by alexstraumeisgay March 2, 2007