3 definitions by John_T

Queen Helen

Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably her incredibly low voice which makes her sound like a man. Can usually be seen around central Helengrad (Wellington, NZ) wearing a lime green or dark brown trouser suit and exercising control over her kingdom.

"My name's Helen and I used to be a man"

by John_T June 11, 2005

ShityRail

Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"
"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"
"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"

by John_T June 11, 2005

gynocracy

Current system of government in New Zealand

Bow down before Queen Helen and her band of Teflon Tarts

by John_T June 11, 2005