Shitwhiz

a pressurized can of shit, good with crackers

Hey Frank, these ritz crackers need a little somethin' somethin'. can you please pass me the the can of shitwhiz?

Shitwhiz by Fr. Frank van der Baalz November 21, 2010

shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.

"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"

shitwizard by elpresidente October 7, 2007

shitwhipping 

seriously amazing beyond comprehension. Used to describe something that warps your mind and permenantly changes you as a person and how you see the world.

sex with your mom was a real shitwhipping experience

shitwhipping by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

shitwhistles 

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks

Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"

shitwhistles by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

shitwhistle 

the anus. aka the asshole.

I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle

shitwhistle by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

shizwhiz 

is the same as Deece, cool, gamin, awsome, pimpin, and anything else like deece!

yo man that party was the shizwhiz!

shizwhiz by amy July 19, 2004

Shitwhittle 

When the person before you doesn't flush their log and you spend your entire piss trying to carve chunks out of it with your piss knife

Me : god damn it already, that is a giant shit, i am going to shitwhittle my initials into the side of it.

Shitwhittle by issacknuckles September 18, 2016