13 definitions by Stefan the terrible

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find
for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living
the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.
"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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Mom In Need Of Dick. note: MILFs and MINODs are not necessarily the same thing.
Jeff's mom is a MINOD.
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
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`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker
father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
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fucking a girl who is on the rag then putting your bloody cock in her mouth
"dude- I was raw doggin' it with this chick who just started her rag when we were doin' it, so when I pulled out and went to nut in her mouth, I ended up giving her a chili dog!"
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
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