shitwizzard
"that fucking shitwizzard cut me off"
shitwizzard by Shitwizzard101 January 8, 2017
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shitwizard
(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.
"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"
"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."
"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"
"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."
"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"
shitwizard by elpresidente October 7, 2007
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SHITWIZARD
A term for an unethical attorney prosecuting a loving parent by the practice of misinforming the court system, and wittingly alienating a parent from their children by using the courts through a betrayal of the foundation of law.
See also: corruption in family courts in America.
See also: corruption in family courts in America.
That attorney is a shitwizard and doesn't follow the law and gets away with misinforming the courts and deceiving the judge because he's a shit wizard and the judge will find out eventually he's using lies against a loving father.
SHITWIZARD by kickarsdaddy March 21, 2021
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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