shitwizzard

A fucking idiot

"that fucking shitwizzard cut me off"

shitwizzard by Shitwizzard101 January 8, 2017

shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.

"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"

shitwizard by elpresidente October 7, 2007

SHITWIZARD

A term for an unethical attorney prosecuting a loving parent by the practice of misinforming the court system, and wittingly alienating a parent from their children by using the courts through a betrayal of the foundation of law.

See also: corruption in family courts in America.

That attorney is a shitwizard and doesn't follow the law and gets away with misinforming the courts and deceiving the judge because he's a shit wizard and the judge will find out eventually he's using lies against a loving father.

SHITWIZARD by kickarsdaddy March 21, 2021

Shizwizard 

The act of using magic to make yourself shit or to make someone else shit

The shizwizard made me shit my pants with his black shiz magic

Shizwizard by OOY GOOY July 9, 2018