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Shitwhirl 

An ongoing compilation of missteps and error. Can also describe a whole entity that epitomizes faux pas.
Registering for classes in college is a shitwhirl.

I don't want to go to Wal-Mart today, that place is a shitwhirl on Sundays.
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A straight up Gangsta but acts like an asshole in front of his circle but show's his power and gangsta reach when needed.
Mess with anyone except Shithil, He'll fuck you up no CAP
shithil by SaxcySuzuki January 31, 2020

shitwhipping 

seriously amazing beyond comprehension. Used to describe something that warps your mind and permenantly changes you as a person and how you see the world.
sex with your mom was a real shitwhipping experience
shitwhipping by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

shitwhistles 

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks
Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"
shitwhistles by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

shitwhale 

1. A whale covered in shit.
2. A fat ass bitch at the slut who eats donuts all day and has a gunt touching the floor.
The shitwhale grabbed another donut at work today.
shitwhale by Smelly Bastard December 9, 2004

shitwhistle 

the anus. aka the asshole.
I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle

shitwhore 

A dumb bitch who is excessively slutty, annoying, and a skanky cunt. Shitwhores often congregate together and have borderline shitwhore friends.
That shitwhore Anne would make more money working the street corner than over at Josh's Condom Emporium.

Dude, you said shitwhore and she's standing right there. Put a quarter in the shitwhore jug.
shitwhore by orphankill June 2, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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