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shitcoiner 

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.
Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.
shitcoiner by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021
Related Words

Shitphones 

a really crappy pair of head phones that suck alot but you have no choice but to use them because you are a music addict
i was forced to use shitphones because my good headphones died on me.
Shitphones by muscaladdiction December 20, 2009

The Shitthieves 

The Shitthieves: delicately crafted love songs influenced by hate...sung in tune to a beautifully orchestrated chorus of guitar and two male gifts to this world sent here from the mountaintops of the deep underworld you know as hell.
Well i see you over there, flip flapping your dick suckers....asking all your friends "who are these two motherfuckers?" we're the shitthieves, gotcha burning and begging please, we're the shitthieves...so get down on your knees!!

shitwind 

the vile stench that wafts through the air as the result of a fart
Ugh, there sure is a powerful shitwind coming from that bathroom.

Arr, matey, there's a shitwind a blowin'!
shitwind by creaternity May 15, 2006

Shitphones 

Earphones that come with a phone.
Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.
Shitphones by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

shitwhipping 

seriously amazing beyond comprehension. Used to describe something that warps your mind and permenantly changes you as a person and how you see the world.
sex with your mom was a real shitwhipping experience
shitwhipping by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013