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The act of trying to take a shit but taking a piss instead.
I went to take a shiz but nothing came out and I wized instead. You can say it was a shizwiz.
Shizwiz by Gio The Great January 28, 2014
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a pressurized can of shit, good with crackers
Hey Frank, these ritz crackers need a little somethin' somethin'. can you please pass me the the can of shitwhiz?
Shitwhiz by Fr. Frank van der Baalz November 21, 2010
Thats the shizwiz yo
Shizwiz by The Lolio Fro Ho March 28, 2011

shizwizzle

a word of great excitement, usually following 'Holy'
HOLY SHIZWIZZLE!
shizwizzle by Billy the Dinosaur February 21, 2009

Shizwizard 

The act of using magic to make yourself shit or to make someone else shit
The shizwizard made me shit my pants with his black shiz magic
Shizwizard by OOY GOOY July 9, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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