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The act of trying to take a shit but taking a piss instead.
I went to take a shiz but nothing came out and I wized instead. You can say it was a shizwiz.
Shizwiz by Gio The Great January 28, 2014
Related Words
a pressurized can of shit, good with crackers
Hey Frank, these ritz crackers need a little somethin' somethin'. can you please pass me the the can of shitwhiz?
Shitwhiz by Fr. Frank van der Baalz November 21, 2010
Thats the shizwiz yo
Shizwiz by The Lolio Fro Ho March 28, 2011

shizwizzle

a word of great excitement, usually following 'Holy'
HOLY SHIZWIZZLE!
shizwizzle by Billy the Dinosaur February 21, 2009

Shizwizard 

The act of using magic to make yourself shit or to make someone else shit
The shizwizard made me shit my pants with his black shiz magic
Shizwizard by OOY GOOY July 9, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026