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1. To fall on a slippery surface, in such a way as to where the individual falls flat on his back, going from perfectly vertical to perfectly horizontal, usually with the cranium bouncing at least once off the ground.

2. To be so high on hallucinagenics that one gets lost from the group, loses all of their belongings, and in severe cases abscounds altogethe.

3. To have a series of unfortunate events happen in rapid fire succession to an individual.
1. As Paul was walking through the courtyard, in a moment of lost concentration he slipped and fell hard, exclaiming, Oh, God, I just got my shit whipped.

2. Not knowing the lsd was mic'd at 200, and being told by Chris 2 is 1, when he actually meant 1 is 2, I found myself shitwhipped.

3. Seeing the flat tire on the shuttle bus, and getting in anyway, we knew we were in for a shitwhipping when 5 mins later we found ourselves stranded on the side of the road in Mexico.
Shitwhip by Sugarglider said what? February 5, 2017
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Shitwhip is someone you call who you consider below you in your social group. Someone who you give shit to and whip em' like a bitch to do your dirty work.



Trevor, you're a total fucking shitwhip.
Shitwhip by Eurasian August 24, 2008

Shit Whip 

Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")
"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"
Shit Whip by FreakyPickle April 21, 2013

shitwhipping 

seriously amazing beyond comprehension. Used to describe something that warps your mind and permenantly changes you as a person and how you see the world.
sex with your mom was a real shitwhipping experience
shitwhipping by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

shitwipe 

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.
Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.
shitwipe by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005

shitwhistles 

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks
Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"
shitwhistles by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

shitwhistle 

the anus. aka the asshole.
I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle
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