shitwhistle 

the anus. aka the asshole.

I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle

shitwhistle by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

Armenian Shit Whistle 

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.

Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

Armenian Shit Whistle by bss120 June 13, 2022

shitwhistles 

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks

Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"

shitwhistles by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

Shit Whistle 

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.

"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

Shit Whistle by Wrex, from The Normandy Crew March 4, 2013

Shit Whistle 

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.

Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?

Shit Whistle by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010

shit whistle 

A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.

Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.

shit whistle by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005

shit whistle 

A particularly tight non-violated ass-hole. Lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.

I blew your mum up the shit whistle last night!

shit whistle by Dirty Pablo September 15, 2003