During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.

Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

Armenian Shit Whistle by bss120 June 13, 2022

shitwhistles

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks

Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"

shitwhistles by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

Shit Whistle

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.

"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

Shit Whistle by Wrex, from The Normandy Crew March 4, 2013

Shit Whistle

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.

Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?

Shit Whistle by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010

shit whistle

A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.

Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.

shit whistle by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005

shit whistle

A particularly tight non-violated ass-hole. Lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.

I blew your mum up the shit whistle last night!

shit whistle by Dirty Pablo September 15, 2003

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026