shitbrix 

"Shitbrix", "Shitbricks" or "Shitting bricks" is when you are suddenly startled or afraid...So afraid that you could "Shit a brick".

"Shitbrix" is also a website- shitbrix.com

If a wasp suddenly buzzes past you, you may be suddenly terrified and shit a brick.

If you're watching a horror movie and something scary happens, you may scream and "Shit a brick"

If you visit the website shitbrix.com and you find something creepy in the pic, you may go "Holy SHITBRIX!!!!"

shitbrix by \/ Temari \/ September 20, 2009

shitbright 

shitbright, n. : a nonsensical idea that is nevertheless effective, esp. the most effective option available

Damn Forrest, that was some serious shitbright there!

shitbright by hazzard65 November 24, 2014

Shitrix

Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.

Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.

Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018

Shit Brix

1) To be extremely shocked, startled, or otherwise amazed.

2) Another way of saying "get pissy"

1) When you see it, you'll shit brix.

2) My mom shat brix when I brought the car home with a flat tire.

Shit Brix by GottiKid January 9, 2010

shitbrick 

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.

He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.

shitbrick by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005

shitbridge 

Also known as shitbridging. for two grown ass niggas to hold both of each others hands and squat down to take a massive shit. This method is most commonly used in places that lack civilization And you don't want your bare ass to touch the nasty bug infested ground. You could also perform a reverse shitBridge together over a toilet if your both in a hurry to take care of business. You may acomplished the reverse shitbridge by locking elbows back to back.

You gotta shit bro? Me too dawg... help a nigga out and let's shitbridge.

shitbridge by mustanglady February 15, 2015

shitbrick 

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

shitbrick by Matt March 15, 2005