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shitricide 

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
shitricide by john really brown April 30, 2006
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Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010
The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.
Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.
Shiticide by Fitz606 May 19, 2023

Facebook suiticide

When one wears a suit/outfit to an event and the pictures are posted on facebook, which subsequently limits the use of the suit for the following events to come.
yeah, don't tag me on facebook because I need to wear it for sukhdeep's wedding next month and I don't want to commit facebook suiticide.

Shitcident 

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.
I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.
Shitcident by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

shitcident 

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.
wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.
shitcident by dj ngar January 24, 2011

Shitcident 

An incident involving shitting one's self.
"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."
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