shitmix

A drink, comprising of a small amount of many different, often strong, alcoholic beverages, often mixed in a plastic water bottle. Alcohol is normally sourced from a parental drinks cabinet, and amount taken small enough so that it would not be noticed by said parents. Often for consumption at parties etc.

Eurgh, that shitmix is really disgusting. Gets you smashed though!

shitmix by james27379483 August 1, 2008

Shitmix

A mixture of “piss” “meth” and “poop”

This is the Shitmix @bstchld on TikTok

Shitmix by Wingman17 May 8, 2021

shitmix

an improvised alcoholic beverage made of spirits like vodka and or gin mixed with a soda of the drinkers choice. This may in fact be a staple of teenage parties and due it its sweet and non-alcoholic taste. these drinks can be personalised with any alcohol the maker has on hand.

sally: what are you drinking tonight

elliot: its a shitmix that mike brought with him, it's delicious you should try some
sally: it tastes like cherries
elliot: that's the good part

shitmix by salmonice85 November 4, 2022

shitmiss 

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.

A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.

Guy 1: *almost FC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME

shitmiss by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a May 6, 2019

Shitrix

Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.

Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.

Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018

Shitmixed 

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results

Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!

Shitmixed by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.

I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!

Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021