Shitricane 

When shit hits the fan but "Shit hits the fan" isn't the good level of gravity for the given situation.

Comes from the etymologic roots: "Shit" and "Hurricane".

The project situation just went from shitstorm to shitricane.

Shitricane by tired_dad October 9, 2023

shitdickness 

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

shitdickness by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

shitacane 

a hurrican contianing large amounts of shit

run theres a shitacane coming

shitacane by taymyster February 7, 2008

shiticane 

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami

We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

shiticane by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009

Shittocane 

Shittocane: A shit storm of epic proportions. A storm of such massive scale that they are usually seen only once every one-hundred years.

The one and only thing worse than being on the receiving end of a shitstorm, is being on the receiving end of a shittocane

Shittocane by Darsholn January 21, 2010

shitricide 

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.

oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide

shitricide by john really brown April 30, 2006

Shiticane 

Origin; "the shit is going to hit the fan"
Coined by Jim Lahey from MTV's Trailor Park Boys. Described as a powerful force of revenge,in attempt to ruin a future series of events. A shiticane is caused due to large increments of anger. Similar to that of a 'shit storm'.

"the shiticane is comin' for you Rick..."
-Used as a defence/warning toward the Sunnyvale Trailor Park locals by ex police officer, and park supervisor Jim Lahey

Shiticane by Benson005 September 6, 2008