Shitbix 

Antonym to sweetbix... In most circumstances, it's used in conjunction, as it can be hard to understand otherwise. Often used (as well as sweetbix) to be purposefully obnoxious, therefore making it amusing, though to some it can be incredibly irritating, so choose your audience wisely. When using it without sweetbix, make sure they have heard of the term 'sweetbix', so that they can see the full beauty, and don't just think you're a dickhead.

Person 1: Man, I just had english.
Person 2: Oh sweetbix!
Person 1: Nah man, actually it was pretty shitbix.
Person 2: Awh. Shitbix.
Person 1: Yeah. But I have math next, so that should be sweetbix!
Person 2: Yeah man, sweetbix.

Shitbix by mixyourmilkwithmycocopops March 29, 2010

Shitrix

Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.

Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.

Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018

shitbox one 

shitbox one is another microsofts shitty product that will compete with ps4, and wii U. this shit have similar shape and same color with ps4, which why sony put some warning in one of their office door:

Stop Leakage!!!

sony told their prototype product holder to be careful, not to expose it in public, use it in front of many people, or take a photograph of it.

the shitbox will have kinect 2.0, which is the second version of ps2's eyetoy copycat. they also release a god of war ripoff called RYSE as their exclusive. many blunder made by microsoft before their shitty products release, one example is the using of pc to perform game in e3 instead of the real shitbox one.

what is it!!!

its shitbox one!!!

gee, throw it out of window, its disgusting!!!

shitbox one by aagil September 26, 2013

Shitbox 

A shitbox is a vehicle with one or more of the following features.

Rebuilt or salvage title

Spare tire on rim/donut

Cracked windshield

Broken window motor

Garbage bag on one or more windows

Exhaust leak

Squealing belt

Bad alternator

Aftermarket emblems

Check engine light is on

Etc..... You get what I'm saying 😉

Hey Nate, my shitbox needs a new window. You got any spare contractor trash bags?

Shitbox by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

shitbird by Marechal March 11, 2003

Shitbox 360 

Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.

Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!

Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.

Shitbox 360 by VulvaHammer October 16, 2010