Shitbugger 

Okay, this is what Buggering is according to the Merriam Webster Dictionary:


buggering
One entry found.

Main Entry:
bug·ger
Pronunciation:
\ˈbə-gər\
Function:
transitive verb
Date:
1598
1usually vulgar : to commit sodomy with




now add shit to that and you have shitbuggering:

buggering
One entry found.

Main Entry:
bug·ger
Pronunciation:
\ˈbə-gər\
Function:
transitive verb
Date:
1598
usually vulgar : to commit SHIT INDUCED sodomy with a 9 year old transexual donkey with a penchant for masochism and nazi dolls named Gretchen.

1. Most University of Chicago Students have SHITBUGGERS for teaching assistants.
2. Most University of Chicago "that kids" would qualify under the Shitbugger Act of 1593 (H.R. 1240, passed in Congress with a 61-39 vote in the senate and a 240-183 vote in the house of representatives, with no Republican Support obviously ((fucking paedophiles))).
3. (British accent) "My dear sir? Do you perchance know where I might inquire to find a shitbugger to keep in the leu? I require a shitbugger for my three pronged dildo which I plan on trying out for the first time...you do?!...THAT WOULD BE LOVELY!"

Shitbugger by The Anonymous Stranger, 406A February 13, 2009

Shitnugget 

1. A douchebag type of person. A defined asshole.

2. A small piece of poop in nugget shape.

Vicki: Jenny took the last bit of the Margaritas.
Becky: She’s a shitnugget.

Bill: Man, I was so constipated last night, I kept shitting shitnuggets.
George: That’s gross man.

Shitnugget by SunnySueSue May 8, 2021

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitbadger 

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017

shitdigger 

A gay male who enjoys anal sex and has a large penis

Hey Tommy, I heard Billy has a huge shitdigger

shitdigger by TheBlueDevil79 March 17, 2017

shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

shitburgers and dick cheese by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

shitburger 

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.

Don’t bite the shitburger!

shitburger by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019